cyprusrom
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This is one of the funniest Amazon products/reviews I ever came across! Please take a moment and read through, it just made my day.
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-D...dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
http://www.amazon.com/review/RF0748...&ASIN=B000I1X6PM&nodeID=172282#wasThisHelpful
"If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light."
javascript:void(0) “A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the ‘directional markings’ on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.”
"The first time I downloaded a picture to the printer over this cable, the bits moved so fast the printer collapsed into a naked singularity, right there in my office.”
"I accidentally dropped one end of my Denon cable into a glass of Tuscan whole milk I was drinking. Later when I finished my milk (yeah, I still drank it; should I not have done that?), my right arm (lost in an accident in 1987) spontaneously grew back. Is that normal?"
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-D...dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
http://www.amazon.com/review/RF0748...&ASIN=B000I1X6PM&nodeID=172282#wasThisHelpful
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