StrawDog
TK Veteran
OK,
Weird as it is, this is the score.....come home one night to find my neighbour going through my recycle bin and i nearly lost it and smashed his fronts out.....so his excuse was "if the bin blows down the street then all your medication packets will be picked up by the local drug addicts and then they'll be knocking on your door trying to buy them" my response was "what the **** are you doing going through my bins!?!?!"
So i kept it together and rather than twatting him I decided that I'd just put some locks on the bins :)
Then we move on to this next scenario! I got my normal council tax reminder in and we share a communal door way, as there is only one letter box then as you can imagine mail for all x 4 properties comes through it, this is when I started to receive text messages saying that "if i didn't keep up with my rent and not paying it then I'd be evicted" what the fuckin hell ****?!??! so then another text message "you have a letter from virgin media" and I'm like this is fucked this..... so he's been added to my blacklist manager and therefore any text messages he gets one back telling him to **** off and he also can't ring me either....
So last night I went and installed x 2 post box's on the wall outside, one for me and one for old lady that lives here... and wallah! today i get a phone call from the little old lady saying that she was going out and he approached her and told her that he's been on the phone to two local Councillors and that we might as well make the most of the post boxes as there on his wall and there coming down....muhahaa surly they would be like "wtf" is this numb nuts chatting about?
I must have every right in the world to keep my mail private and not to mention I've had items go missing....so what are the council going to do? it's a communal wall, a one that leads in to the flats.... surly there sin't a clause any where to say that they have to be removed....
and get this.....every night when I'd come home I'd find a plant that I had stood out side my door on the other side of the landing.....no where ******* near him.....he lives downstairs and I live upstairs... (opposite corners) so i installed one of them alarms that you put on windows should they be opened so if he fucks off with the plant it go off.....haha i think i'm cracking up, but my plants been there since i done it....
so yeah ?! post boxes....what ya think ? should I just go and smash his face into one of them? :P
Weird as it is, this is the score.....come home one night to find my neighbour going through my recycle bin and i nearly lost it and smashed his fronts out.....so his excuse was "if the bin blows down the street then all your medication packets will be picked up by the local drug addicts and then they'll be knocking on your door trying to buy them" my response was "what the **** are you doing going through my bins!?!?!"
So i kept it together and rather than twatting him I decided that I'd just put some locks on the bins :)
Then we move on to this next scenario! I got my normal council tax reminder in and we share a communal door way, as there is only one letter box then as you can imagine mail for all x 4 properties comes through it, this is when I started to receive text messages saying that "if i didn't keep up with my rent and not paying it then I'd be evicted" what the fuckin hell ****?!??! so then another text message "you have a letter from virgin media" and I'm like this is fucked this..... so he's been added to my blacklist manager and therefore any text messages he gets one back telling him to **** off and he also can't ring me either....
So last night I went and installed x 2 post box's on the wall outside, one for me and one for old lady that lives here... and wallah! today i get a phone call from the little old lady saying that she was going out and he approached her and told her that he's been on the phone to two local Councillors and that we might as well make the most of the post boxes as there on his wall and there coming down....muhahaa surly they would be like "wtf" is this numb nuts chatting about?
I must have every right in the world to keep my mail private and not to mention I've had items go missing....so what are the council going to do? it's a communal wall, a one that leads in to the flats.... surly there sin't a clause any where to say that they have to be removed....
and get this.....every night when I'd come home I'd find a plant that I had stood out side my door on the other side of the landing.....no where ******* near him.....he lives downstairs and I live upstairs... (opposite corners) so i installed one of them alarms that you put on windows should they be opened so if he fucks off with the plant it go off.....haha i think i'm cracking up, but my plants been there since i done it....
so yeah ?! post boxes....what ya think ? should I just go and smash his face into one of them? :P