Inside every older person is a younger person ~ wondering what the
heck happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin ~
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky ~
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being,
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck ~
Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
Bette Davis ~
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he
can’t.
Rhonda Hansome ~
The phrase “working mother” is redundant.
Jane Sellman ~
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the
windows.
Jennifer Unlimited ~
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack
me at once.
Jennifer Unlimited
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a
horrible warning.
Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two
years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they
called ME slow!
Kathy Buckley
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not
dumb and I’m also not blonde.
Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
I’m not going to vacuum ‘til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man ~ if you want
anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.
Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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