How many really get caught though mike ? Not many mate
Magistrates court:
Case 1
Judge. What is this individual charged with?
- He severely beat a man outside a pub leaving him with cuts and bruises and detached retinas.
Judge. 12 months suspended for two years and 60 hours community service
Case 2.
Judge. What is this individual charged with?
- he broke into the home if a 80 year old woman, ransacked the house looking for valuables, stole a purse containing £23 and the victim now suffers from nightmares.
Judge. 6 months imprisonment, drug rehabilitation order for two years
Case 3
Judge. What is this individual charged with?
- he dealt cocaine and canabis to freinds and neighbours
Judge. 3 months suspended for two years, £100 fine
Case 4
Judge. What is this individual charged with?
- he provided tv channels to people illegally thus denying Rupert Murdoch of several pounds, the complainant was intending using that revenue to hack into a dead child's mobile phone in order to sell some newspapers.
Judge. Get the f**k out of my court