Right guys, I want to give everyone an official update so you can stop all this back and forth
My dad is Rupert Murdoch (Rupee I call him). I've not spoken to him for a while due to a disagreement over a H.2S but today I sent him a whatsapp asking why I can't receive the "doom" channels any more. After the usual introductions of "You're no son of mine, I'd never have got pissed at that F1 party if I knew you were going to be the result" he finally calmed and told me the following...
"I was on my yacht a few days back with a group of honeys when one of them bet me a couldn't neck a bottle of crystal whilst steering with only my left foot. I knew my jimmy choo choo flip flops had great grip so I spun old Bertha round 180 no problem. Unfortunately in doing this my iPhone 11 slipped off the deck and as I grabbed it, I accidentally changed the settings on my "I AM GOD" app. The result was a transponder frequency modulation change on the Flux Capacitor resetting everything to 88mhz. There is no way to change this back without the help of my head engineer, Alexander Graham Jobs. AGJ is currently away developing intergalactic Wi-Fi in the colonial region of Mars. He must wait around 18 months for the planets to re-align and then the return trip is around 6 months until he's back in the big smoke. I have text him though and told him to ditch the Wi-Fi for now so he should be back mid 2019. Until then, I'm sorry but you'll have to put up with a disruption to your channels, AGJ knows you are waiting and will get to your call as soon as possible; you are number 6,018,445 in the queue"
He hung up after this and sent me a series of poo face emoji's
I've taken the above to mean there is nothing us minions can do, stop asking the same questions when people are aware of them, the cost of your service is very low in comparison to what others pay on the high street, things "may" get sorted in due course so let the experts do their thing, speculation isn't good for anyone when it's based on fiction not fact
Hopefully this helps people and you can now let that breath go and relax. Woo-Sa, Woo-Sa